MissWren: February 2016

So rather than doing a "normal" about me section I have looked up some random questions that I am going to answer instead, because it might give you a bit more of an insight into my head and because why the fuck not?

Question 1.When was the last time you ran?
LOOOOOOL running, yeah sure.

Question 2.Would you survive in prison?
Yes, I have seen OITNB. Could totes rock that shit. No, they would eat me alive.

Question 3.Do you ever dance even if there is no music playing?
I don't think you could call it dancing...

Question 4.What is your favourite colour?
Blood red of course.

Question 5.If you could live in anywhere in the world, where would it be?
New York City!

Question 6.Tell me something about you that nobody knows?
I'm not originally from earth.

Question 7.How many tattoo's do you have?
I have two but I want so many more!

Question 8.Do you have any pets?
Yes, I have two cats.

Question 9.Do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotel rooms?
I take anything that's not screwed down...I jest. Or do I? *Wink wink*

Question 10.Most embarrassing moment from your school years?
Oh that's gonna need a whole list all for itself. Son many stories.

Question 11.Can you walk well in heels?
No. I can barely walk in socks.

Question 12.Invisibility or flight?
Flight! Imagine all the places you could visit!

Question 13.Ugly and live forever or pretty and die in a year?
Ugly. I want to live forever and ever and ever!

Question 14.How do you start a conversation?
First off, you stare awkwardly for around 30 seconds, then very slowly, VERY SLOWLY smile, again for around 30 seconds, then very quietly greet them with a meow.

Question 15.Should Zombies have the right to vote?
Fuck off! I fucking hate zombies. Nope nope nope no no no no.

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