The 12 Days of Christmas 

By A Disgruntled Retail Worker.

12 People Queuing

11 Bells a' Ringing

10 Angry Customers

9 Screaming Children

8 Photo Jam's

7 Colleagues Crying

6 Parents Fighting

5 Thieves a' Stealing

4 Tills are Crashing

3 Offers Failing

2 Scolding Managers

And Me In A Corner Rocking.

Merry Christmas!