Day: 3.
Last Login: 3 weeks, 2 days, 6 hours, 14 minutes and 32 seconds.
Mood: Alice In Wonderland.
Dear Diary,
Things have started to get weird. I think I have snapped. I have started imagining things. Things that cant possibly be true. Can my boss actually be a vampire? It all fits. Cold demonic eyes? Yes. Drinking blood? Yes. (Although when I questioned her, she said a strawberry smoothie) Sucks the life right out of you? Yes. Maybe that's just all management? Maybe I am creating my own memes in my head? Who knows the truth of it. Will keep you updated on the Vampire boss, if she doesn't get to me first. Wish me luck.
Day:2.
Last Login: ??
Mood: Lonely.
Dear Diary,
Dear anyone. Is anyone out there? I feel so alone. Where are you guys? Has anything happened recently? I mean yeah I could watch the news but there doesn't seem to be a cat segment? Or new memes? There is just like....News and stuff. Its so depressing. I miss the light hearted relief of Facebook news. I miss the annoying views of my annoying Facebook friends. I have been talking to the boyfriend more, still trying to figure out his mood. I find myself staring into space...my hands at my side. Just hanging there. They look so sad. I don't know whether the world has continued. I hope so. I hope so.
Day:1.
Last Login: A lifetime ago.
Mood: Gollum
Dear Diary,
Today has been hell. What was happening on Facebook?? All I see when I look around me is people on their phones, staring down laughing at their crotch. I should put that as my status. No Alice! Resist! What was I missing? Was their a new cute dog GIF going around? Did that girl I knew 6 years ago have her baby? WHAT WAS HAPPENING??? The notifications have increased. There is two now. Maybe someone is in trouble and they need help? Yes Alice sure, their first port of call would be to send you a notification on Facebook. Get a grip woman. I need someone to slap me. I have thought of so many funny things today, but there was nobody to hear them. I felt like standing at the front of the bus and announcing one, I don t think people are ready for that yet. My cats didn't appear to be that interested either in what I had to say. I am an interesting person aren't I? YOU like me don't you? DON'T YOU? I need help. My partner will be able to offer some support I'm sure. Before I even started talking about my day he tells me...”I've joined Facebook...why is your eye twitching? Alice?” Why? Why is my eye twitching? If I cant have precious no one can. Is he effing serious? This is it, I cant, I need to know what was happening. I took out my phone, and pressed the app. Somehow, my thumb missed that familiar button. And again. I put the phone down on the table. Clearly a higher power was at work now, a power that needed me to stay off on Facebook. To do something more with my time. This is the moment I decided to take up smoking. No I jest... Well lets see how the rest of the week goes. Gollum needs his rest now.
